dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: Your Ironic Fashion Mullet I’m sorry, but the irony is lost on me. Your clothes are okay, and you have a cute face. But what’s that? Why is your hair longer in the back. Oh. Ew. I don’t really want to sweetly caress your locks when we make out. It reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus, if he liked Animal Collective. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Hannah. Oh, I’ve seen so many people with fashion mullets around Melbourne, usually coupled with trakie dacks and Ed Hardy Tee, or even a full Ed Hardy ensemble as if they really  want to scream out ‘I’m a ultra-mega-über douche bag’.

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: Your Ironic Fashion Mullet

I’m sorry, but the irony is lost on me. Your clothes are okay, and you have a cute face. But what’s that? Why is your hair longer in the back. Oh. Ew. I don’t really want to sweetly caress your locks when we make out. It reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus, if he liked Animal Collective.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Hannah.

Oh, I’ve seen so many people with fashion mullets around Melbourne, usually coupled with trakie dacks and Ed Hardy Tee, or even a full Ed Hardy ensemble as if they really  want to scream out ‘I’m a ultra-mega-über douche bag’.

  1. visage-corpse reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    possible new hairstyle minus...back stuff, yes or no?
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    LEAVE MY MULLETS ALOOOOONE!
  5. neverforgetyourtowel reblogged this from thisiswhyyourestillsingle and added:
    If he cut the back, it’d look fine…. but he looks like white trash.
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    Oh, I’ve seen so many people with fashion mullets around Melbourne, usually coupled with trakie dacks
  10. kiwiinreallife reblogged this from presidents and added:
    obligatory reblog for all things mullet.
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    Collective.” L.M.A.O!
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    totally had this haircut for a while
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    love this photo. Dude is an awesome hipster/meathead Frankenstein.
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