GUESTBREAKER: Your Ironic Fashion Mullet
I’m sorry, but the irony is lost on me. Your clothes are okay, and you have a cute face. But what’s that? Why is your hair longer in the back. Oh. Ew. I don’t really want to sweetly caress your locks when we make out. It reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus, if he liked Animal Collective.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Hannah.
Oh, I’ve seen so many people with fashion mullets around Melbourne, usually coupled with trakie dacks and Ed Hardy Tee, or even a full Ed Hardy ensemble as if they really want to scream out ‘I’m a ultra-mega-über douche bag’.
